Here's a little tip for the Kentucky Fried Chicken product research department. If people need to ask whether your new sandwich is an April Fools joke, perhaps you should give a second thought to the date of announcement... or better yet a second thought to the product.
Yes, folks, that is a "sandwich" comprised of two fried chicken breasts wrapped around bacon and cheese. I can't quite put my finger on what is so wrong with this picture. Cheese? Good. Bacon? Everything is better with bacon. Fried chicken? I'm not above indulging in a little fried chicken now and then. But I have absolutely no desire to try this, even if Jason at Food Geekery does dub it the Best. Thing. Ever.
Maybe that's why I'm afraid of it. What if I liked it? That will remain a hypothetical question for me. What do you think? Are you tempted? Or simply disturbed?