I decided to inject a little variety into my workout routine and DVR'd a couple of "All Star Workout" shows. Yesterday, I tried one based on belly dancing. "How hard could it be?" I thought to myself.
How hard, indeed! Thank goodness this was in the privacy of my own home. I can grapevine step, I can hip circle, I can shoulder shimmy. But let me be clear, doing any more than one of those things at a time? It ain't flocking happening. I'll leave that to folks who can both rub their tummy and pat their head... or even walk and chew gum. As if I needed a reminder that I slept in the day the Lord was bestowing physical coordination.