From my awesome cousin and his wife, via Facebook:
Him: The Great Dishwashing Avoidance Challenge: all couples should try it, as nothing builds unity like a shared goal. The goal: see who breaks down first and washes the dishes. Eating cereal out of the blender, I can't be beat. A friend suggested lining dirty dishes with Saran Wrap. Remember that you knew the world champ before he was famous.
FB friend: So she gave in first?
Her: I so did not give in first! Just back from Paddy's Pub, in fact, and dishes piled to high heaven in the sink... (could I drink water out of a measuring cup, perchance?) ;-)
Him: If you eat fast enough and/or have a dog, eating soup from a colander works too. [ed. note: the mental picture delivered by this one makes me giggle!]
This topic is obviously one of those cultural touchstones, as it engendered quite a few comments. I particularly liked one commenter challenging them to match his prowess in the Singles Class. Come on, who else has been there, done that? (Typed with one hand, since the other is raised in shame...)